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Month: June 2025

AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
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AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…

Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season
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Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 11+ people are *interested* in… something?** 🤷‍♀️ Tickets? Maybe. Required? Who knows! 🤣 Click “Notify me” for ultimate suspense!…

SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
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SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! 🦈🚗💨 Book your tickets NOW! (link in…

Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “All Sales Are Final”! 😂 So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…

Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! 🍔🎶 Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…

Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself
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Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

🤣💨 Tokes & Jokes: Colorado’s Groundbreaking Comedy & Cannab*s Spectacle! Prepare for uncontrollable laughter (maybe)! Tetra Lounge, Denver, CO, is…

Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 41+ ppl “interested” in non-existent tix! 🔔 Click “Notify Me” for tix that may or may not exist!** 🤡…

Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness
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Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**51+ ppl wanna click “Notify me” for tix info! 🤣 Maybe they think tix magically appear? 🤷‍♂️ Just a heads…

Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
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Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 🍷🎨🎶 The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…

Oh No, Not Again! Israel’s Former PM Thinks Iran’s Nuke Program Is Still a Thing
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Oh No, Not Again! Israel’s Former PM Thinks Iran’s Nuke Program Is Still a Thing

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, no! Not Iran again! Here we go with the ex-Israeli PM, probably a secret Democrat, whining about Iran’s nuke…

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