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Month: June 2025

Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…

2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels
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2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 A totally non-judged car show! 🚗💨 Get a T-shirt & dash plaque if you’re one of the first…

Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn
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Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Get ready for the 3-day Pacific BBQ Fest from June 20-22! 🍖😂 Kid Zone ALL days! Friday: BBQ tasting ($25!…

23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover
Elephant Reads CNN

23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know,…

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
Elephant Reads CNN

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…

Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, the challenges! As if Minnesota hasn’t been undermined enough by the radical left! Now, we’re supposed to believe some…

‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…

The Onion

Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays

FinnJune 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn…

Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…

John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Elephant Reads CNN

John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…

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