Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)
Alice in Chains! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Month: June 2025
Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…
Udo Dirkschneider: Still Alive, New Album Maybe By 2027 (If We’re Lucky)
In a recent interview with Greece’s Rockpages TV, the one and only, the legend in his own lunchbox, Udo Dirkschneider,…
Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…
TennoCon Turns Double Digits: Prepare for Disappointment and Warframe Updates You’ll Complain About
Ah, Tennocon, that yearly pilgrimage to the Digital Extremes altar where we, the faithful Tenno, gather to receive our yearly…
Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
Refresh to see a new hilarious expression from metal legend Phil Anselmo! 🤯📷 Capture the raw emotion of Pantera’s frontman…
Child Given First Stock To Learn About Losing Everything Early
Read MoreThe OnionHUNTINGTON, NY—Eagerly explaining to the 9-year-old that the investment was already down 11% since purchase, Marcus Aldaco reportedly…
No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port
Ah, No Man’s Sky, the game that launched with all the promise of a unicorn 🦄 riding a rainbow 🌈,…
USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed ‘USS No Homo’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the…
Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…