SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…
Month: June 2025
Cillian Murphy Milked for ’28 Years Later’ Trilogy: Only Shows Up After 2 Movies, Danny Boyle Begs for Cash
So, Cillian Murphy, that guy who peaked in “Oppenheimer” (let’s be real, he was just okay in “28 Days Later”)…
Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…
Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…
David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
OMG, another Superman article? 🙄 As if we haven’t seen enough spandex-clad saviors. Apparently, some fanboy decided to bless us…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😠To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
In Flames Still Alive, Hires Drummer Who Probably Isn’t a Robot
Swedish “metallers” IN FLAMES, bless their cotton socks, decided to inflict their noise pollution upon the unsuspecting populace of Tallinn,…
State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! 🤯 They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…
VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)
Alright, metalheads and drama queens, gather ’round! 🤘 Because after a Kickstarter campaign that somehow tricked fans into donating over…
Proactive Man Starts Working On Dracula Impression Early So It Ready For Halloween
    Read MoreThe OnionBEVERLY, MA—Launching into preparations months early in an effort to get a head start, proactive local man Mark…