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Month: June 2025

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Celaris in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Progressive Metal from Raleigh, NC!

Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices
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Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Yeehaw! 🤠 Southern Belle in Ybor City is Tampa’s “ultimate” country bar & grill. A “hidden gem”💎, they say! More…

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The Reticent in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Progressive Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina!

Sunday Worst
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Sunday Worst

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Chicago’s BEST standup comedy show** 🤣 is every Sunday at 7:30! Located at The Lincoln Lodge, Milwaukee Avenue, Logan Square.…

Sip, Smoke, and Ruin a Perfectly Good Sunset in Hollyweird
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Sip, Smoke, and Ruin a Perfectly Good Sunset in Hollyweird

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Get drunk, puff Hookah, & “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS Sunset Strip! 🌆 Tickets include wine, cocktail, or Bottomless…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

🕯️Sip, Smoke (if you PAY extra 💰), and Candle! Prepare for candle-making chaos! 🍹💨 Dress code: disaster-proof! All-natural? 🤔 Yeah,…

Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination
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Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Disco Designer blessed Tampa with Tangra Nightclub! 🎉 Multi-level madness, eccentric rooms – the #1 nightlife attraction! 🤪…

TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**TopMod!** 🤡 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🤣…

‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
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‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…

SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke
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SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Rupaul’s Drag Race season 17 finalist, SAM STAR, is gracing Beaux in the Castro on June 1st!** Meet…

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