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Month: June 2025

Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
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Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…

June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max

FinnJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…

Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
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Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** 🦀 It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…

Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend
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Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 🦈 JAWS on water? 🤣Sponsored by the Texas Lottery!💰 Volente Beach Resort on Lake Travis is gonna be lit…

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Visitant in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

Ethereal Blackened Death from Florida!

Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)
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Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU, yes YOU, to solve a totally gripping murder case in Tupelo!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like,…

Billings: Become a Wannabe Detective (Spoiler: You Won’t Solve Anything)
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Billings: Become a Wannabe Detective (Spoiler: You Won’t Solve Anything)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Billings! 🤣💰 Visit DetectiveYOU, an experience like no other. 👉…

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Visitant in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

Ethereal Blackened Death from Florida!

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Alukah in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Death Metal band from Waldorf, Maryland!

Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)
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Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Become a detective in Austin! Solve a MURDERCASE 🔪 with Commander Mahoney!** “DetectiveYOU” is like NOTHING you’ve experienced.…

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