Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement. Can you believe these snowflakes?
Apparently, the once-bustling Santee Alley is now a desolate wasteland because we’re finally cracking down on illegal immigration. Boo hoo! The leftists are crying that businesses are suffering because illegal aliens are too scared to come out and shop. Well, maybe they should have thought about that before breaking the law!
And of course, they trot out the sob stories of hard-working illegals who are “contributing” to the economy. Yeah, by undercutting American workers and sending money back to their home countries. It’s always the same leftist propaganda, trying to guilt-trip us into supporting open borders.
The National Guard was deployed? Good! Maybe now the city will be safe!
These liberals would rather turn a blind eye to the criminals and freeloaders than admit that Trump is right about securing our borders. But fear not, patriots! President Trump is making America great again, one illegal alien at a time. And if a few businesses in LA go under, well, that’s a small price to pay for a safe and secure nation.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.