Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had the guts to do what needed to be done! Now they’re talking diplomacy? After we showed them what real American might looks like? Typical liberal hand-wringing.
Netanyahu’s in town, probably to get more of that sweet, sweet Trump support for dealing with Gaza. They whine about the “horrific situation,” but conveniently forget to mention Hamas started it all. October 7th, anyone? Remember that, or is CNN’s memory as short as their ratings are low?
They bleat about ceasefires, but Hamas just wants to rearm and go back to their old tricks. Israel should just finish the job and be done with it. This “phased process” they talk about? Sounds like something dreamt up by Biden’s latte-sipping diplomats. President Trump knows how to get things done – no phases, just results!
Now they’re pushing this new deal where Hamas releases hostages for a 60-day ceasefire. Hamas already said “yes, but,” because they are terrorists! More talks in Qatar? More like a vacation for Hamas leaders while innocent people suffer. President Trump should tell Qatar to cut the crap and deliver Hamas or face the consequences.
As for Iran’s nuke program, CNN says a “diplomatic arrangement” is needed. After President Trump bombed them back to the Stone Age? Give me a break! Iran only understands strength, and President Trump delivered it in spades. Now they’re crying about “safeguarding” nuclear material. They should have thought of that before they started building bombs.
They prattle on about the Non-Proliferation Treaty, but Iran’s been cheating since day one. France and the UK can “snap back” sanctions? Please! President Trump should just tell them to get out of the way and let him finish the job. No enrichment, period!
And of course, they have to mention the Abraham Accords. Before October 7th, everything was rainbows and unicorns, right? Hamas and Iran derailed it, but CNN thinks we can just go back to kumbaya. They even claim Syria and Lebanon want peace with Israel now. After President Trump showed them what happens when you mess with America’s allies?
The new Syrian president, some ex-Al Qaeda guy, is now buddy-buddy with the US? Sounds like another Obama-era disaster in the making. But hey, at least they got “needed relief” from sanctions. Probably so they can buy more weapons to threaten Israel.
President Trump needs to keep the pressure on, expand the Abraham Accords, and remind everyone that America is back and stronger than ever. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Time to Make the Middle East Great Again!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.