Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a shot at the presidency in 2028. This is after President Trump’s *second* term, mind you! Can you believe the audacity?
Newsom’s been busy blaming President Trump for everything from the weather to the rising cost of avocado toast, and even had the nerve to sue Fox News, because, you know, truth is a liberal’s kryptonite. He calls California “the most un-Trump state,” as if that’s a good thing. Probably the only true thing he said.
He claims President Trump’s immigration policies are cruel, but I bet he doesn’t see the cruelty of open borders that are destroying our nation! He also had the gall to criticize President Trump’s response to the Texas floods, conveniently forgetting how our President had to clean up the mess in California after their liberal policies turned the state into a tinderbox.
And get this, some South Carolina yokels are actually impressed! One even said Newsom “should really be the current president.” Bless their hearts, they just don’t know any better. Thankfully, the South Carolina GOP is on the ball, calling Newsom a “kale salad at a Waffle House.” Perfect analogy!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
