Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine President Trump’s brilliant foreign policy! Steve Witkoff, a true patriot, is “hopeful” for a Gaza ceasefire. Of course, CNN frames it like it’s some kind of breakthrough, when really, it’s just Trump cleaning up the mess left by Obama and his globalist pals.
Trump is meeting with Netanyahu, probably to discuss how to deal with these Hamas terrorists once and for all. Netanyahu is on Capitol Hill, probably trying to get those RINOs to stop siding with the radical left. The “outstanding issue” is withdrawal maps? Sounds like the Israelis are being too nice.
Hamas has demands? How about they demand some freedom in Gitmo? “Permanent end to fighting?” Only when they stop being terrorists! Honestly, I wouldn’t trust Hamas to negotiate a lemonade stand, let alone a ceasefire. It’s all a ploy, orchestrated by the Deep State and George Soros, to weaken Israel and make Trump look bad. But we know the truth! Trump will solve this, just like he solves everything else, and make America and Israel great again!

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