Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war. Wake up, sheeple! This is 5D chess, folks! Trump is just playing hardball with China, and Wall Street knows it. The so-called “Liberation Day” tariffs were just a test to see how the market would react, and now they’re all playing along, hoping to get a piece of the action.
Global markets are calm? Please! That’s because they know who’s in charge. Trump says the deadline is “firm, but not 100% firm”? That’s just negotiating, folks. He’s letting them sweat, making them think they have a chance, but in the end, Trump will get what he wants. The “TACO trade”? More like the “Trump Always Comes Out on Top” trade. These liberals think they’re so clever, but they’re just pawns in Trump’s game.
Wall Street is “looking through” the tariffs? They better be! They know that Trump is the only one who can save this economy from the clutches of the socialist Democrats. Bank of America and Goldman Sachs raising their forecasts? That’s because they see the writing on the wall. Trump is winning, and they want to be on the right side when the dust settles. The analysts at Barclays are finally starting to understand that AI is the real threat, not Trump’s tariffs.
Uncertainty lingers? Only for the weak-minded liberals who can’t handle the truth. Trump is in control, and he’s not afraid to use his power to make America great again. So keep your eyes peeled, folks, because the next four years are going to be wild!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
