CNN is at it again, folks! Trying to dissect President Trump’s brilliant tax-and-spending cuts bill like they know better. Typical leftist media, always trying to find the fine print to confuse the American people. They can’t stand that our President is making America great again, one tax cut at a time!
Oh, look, now they’re “analyzing” the new temporary income tax deduction for interest paid on car loans. They make it sound so complicated, but it’s really quite simple: President Trump is helping hardworking Americans buy new cars! But of course, CNN has to spin it with their usual negativity.
“What defines a ‘qualified passenger vehicle’?” they ask, as if they don’t know a car when they see one. Newsflash, CNN: it’s a vehicle for personal use, not some Commie-mobile for spreading socialist propaganda! And yes, it has to be new, because we’re supporting American manufacturing, not some used junk from China!
And get this, folks, the “final assembly” has to be in the US! More proof that President Trump is putting America first! CNN probably hates that, since they’re always siding with globalists and the Deep State.
Of course, they have to whine about who *won’t* qualify. No unicycles? No golf carts? Well, duh! This is about real Americans buying real cars, not some Green New Deal nonsense.
And here come the income limits. Naturally, the liberals at CNN want to make it seem like only the rich benefit. But the truth is, this deduction helps middle-class families too! And if you’re making over $149,000, you probably don’t need the help anyway. Thank you, President Trump!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.