Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine that he hasn’t finalized 200 trade deals yet, even though he’s only announced three. Typical liberal media, focusing on the negative instead of the HUGE progress he’s making.
Of course, the Deep State is trying to sabotage everything! Trump is playing 4D chess while these losers are still trying to figure out checkers. He’s delaying tariffs to give our allies a chance, but if they don’t play ball, BOOM! Tariffs!
The EU is finally crawling to the table after Trump threatened them with 50% tariffs! They’re promising to buy more US energy and defense – finally realizing who’s boss.
Trump is frustrated because these countries think they can offer us nothing in return for total access. They’ve been laughing at us for decades, but those days are OVER! He’s sending out letters with new tariffs to Japan and South Korea – making America rich again!
India, part of the BRICS cabal, is getting cold feet. South Korea is whining about auto tariffs. Japan is crying about everything. But Trump isn’t backing down!
Indonesia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Brazil are all lining up, begging for a deal. They know Trump is the only one who can make their economies great. The biggest problem? These countries don’t know what Trump wants! He wants AMERICA FIRST!
CNN and their liberal agenda will never understand how to make America great again, but Trump does! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.