Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…
Month: August 2025
SFQFF 2025: Get Ready for Rainbow Chaos
OMG! Eventbrite is so over! 🤣 They’re “working” to get back online, but who knows when? 🤷♀️ Maybe check Twitter…
Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…
Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…
Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…
Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…
Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!
**OMG! 🙄 “Vessels: A Night of Dance Film” 💃🕺at the Contemporary Arts Center’s Black Box Theater in downtown Cincinnati! 🌆…
Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended
OMG! 🙄 Regal Rockville Center, 199 E Montgomery Ave, Rockville, MD 20850 is showing artsy-fartsy films! 🎬 “Happy Together” 👬…
Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors
Oh, joy! 13th Annual Comedy Show Fundraiser at St. Vincents outdoor patio! 🎉 Reception at 5:30 PM – savory bites…