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Month: August 2025

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Episode 3 – What it Takes to Rebuild People Premiere? πŸ™„ More like “What it Takes to Bore People!” 😴…

High-larious Comedy at the Church of Weed
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High-larious Comedy at the Church of Weed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ€ͺ The International Church of Cannabis, 400 S Logan St, Denver, Colorado 80209, presents Bad Habit Stand-Up on Friday,…

Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria
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Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

#HelpHenry: A real Blockbuster 🎬 OMG! 😱Red carpet! On Sunday, August 24th, 6:00 PM – 9:30 PM at Afro TV…

Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time
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Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Undertaker” πŸ’€ Season 1 has 5 episodes! 🀣 Each episode peels away Marcia’s emotional layers in Philadelphia!…

Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August
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Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ If you’re under 16, bring your parents… or don’t bother entering. Minors are like, SO not allowed without…

Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all
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Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Film buffs, prepare to be bored! 😴 Aug 23, Logan Center, 915 E 60th St, Chicago, IL 60637:…

Wild & Scenic Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be mildly entertained
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Wild & Scenic Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be mildly entertained

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🀩 The 16th Annual Wild & Scenic Film Festival, Ventura Land Trust’s most important event, is here! Prepare for…

Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite
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Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Rooftop Films presents: “Rooftop Shots: Closing Night 2025” at Green-Wood Cemetery, 500 25th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11232 on…

Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
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Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! β˜ƒοΈ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…

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