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Day: September 7, 2025

Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…

Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
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Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…

Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)
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Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

American experimental rock from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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