Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamerđ¤ for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…
Day: September 16, 2025
Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! Of course, they’re twisting the…
Israel’s Bedtime Stories: Now with Extra Boom and Ouch
Oh, no! Not the poor, innocent Gazan children! I’m sure they were all just playing with their kites and dreaming…
Trump’s Goons Find Convenient Scapegoat for Epstein Mess, Color Us Shocked
Another day, another Deep State distraction! The liberal media, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now hyper-focused on…
DC Crime Bills: House Plays Dress-Up as Mini-Trump, Pretends to Care About Juvenile Justice
The House just passed two bills aimed at wrestling control of the swamp, I mean, Washington D.C., back from the…
Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…
Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…
Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They’re Just as Picky as Us Humans
Folks, can you believe what the liberal media is pushing now? Octopus arms having preferences? It’s just another attempt to…
Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em đ¤ˇââď¸), is gracing us with their…
NIH Directorâs Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts
    Read MoreThe OnionThe post NIH Directorâs Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts appeared first on The Onion.  FinnFinn McFrame,…