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Day: September 24, 2025

🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶
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🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie
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John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

🤣 Oh, honey, John Boyega is STILL talking about Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogy? Bless his heart. Someone get this…

Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business
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Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is draining the swamp,…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
Events, Movie News

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
The Onion

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of…

Nation Resets ‘Days Since Leftist Terrorist Attack’ Counter Back To Zero
Babylon Bee

Nation Resets ‘Days Since Leftist Terrorist Attack’ Counter Back To Zero

FinnSeptember 24, 2025

U.S. — The nation has once again reset its “Days Without A Leftist Terrorist Attack” counter back to zero.   Read…

Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
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Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…

Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…

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