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Day: September 12, 2025

Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

First time with a new vocalist/bassist Adam Roethlisberger Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Cryptopsy n Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy n Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
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SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East πŸ•!) in Chicago.…

Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🀣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…

St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
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St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! πŸ₯³ FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! πŸ™„ Swede Hollow Cafe will…

Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
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Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out β€œfame,β€πŸ€‘ has been β€œshaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…

“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ Who cares?πŸ™„ Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

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WRATH: Fanboys Throw Money at Screen for Anniversar

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

OMG! πŸ”ͺ Celebrate 10 years of HANNIBAL’s “THE WRATH OF THE LAMB” at “WRATH”! πŸšͺ Enter Dr. Lecter’s basement via…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

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