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Day: September 28, 2025

Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat
Elephant Reads CNN

Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Crooked Mayor Adams, buckling under the weight of his own scandals (and maybe a little…

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
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Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…

Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!
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Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Get drunk 🍷, inhale flavored smoke 💨, and ruin a canvas 🎨 on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Tickets…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)
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Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is…

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
Breaking, Music News

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong
Elephant Reads CNN

American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another American released from the clutches of the Taliban! You can bet your sweet MAGA hat that this “Amir Amiry”…

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Elephant Reads CNN

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
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Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…

Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
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Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…

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