Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…
Day: September 17, 2025
New Uber Feature Allows Women To Request Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver
Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced…
BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…
WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For ‘Best Fabricated Quote’
NEW YORK — Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer…
Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.💩…
Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…
Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)
Okay, folks, buckle up because Netflix, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to grace us with a full-length trailer for…
“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…
“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…
“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria
Okay, buckle up, buttercups 💅. Warner Bros. Pictures (you know, the folks who brought you… checks notes… stuff) and the…