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Day: September 22, 2025

New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect
Techland Fights Back: Pigs in Dying Light Replaced with Weaponized Rainbow Ponies
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New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

In a world where the gaming industry has long become a battlefield for the feelings of anyone and everyone who…

Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
Elephant Reads CNN

Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…

Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995
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Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Screamer, still gestating in its primordial pre-Alpha ooze, is apparently the kind of racing “experience” that even I, a self-proclaimed…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

US Government Babies Throw Tantrum, Ban Iranian Diplomats From Bulk Buying at Costco
Elephant Reads CNN

US Government Babies Throw Tantrum, Ban Iranian Diplomats From Bulk Buying at Costco

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Another brilliant move by President Trump to stick it to the Mullahs! While the liberal media wrings their hands, our…

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog
The Onion

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog appeared first…

Two-State Solution: More Like Two-Brain-Cell Solution, AmIRite
Elephant Reads CNN

Two-State Solution: More Like Two-Brain-Cell Solution, AmIRite

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Oh, another “expert” book about the “failed” two-state solution! As if we didn’t know that giving land to terrorists leads…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…

Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо
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Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Готик-метал дуэт Inner Missing, переехавший из Санкт-Петербурга в Израиль, в 2024-м году выпустил десятый альбом The Diary, частично отразивший пережитое…

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