Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
Day: September 23, 2025
Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…
CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life
    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that ignited numerous media firestorms expected to last for several news cycles, the GOP provided…
Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia
MILWAUKEE, WI — In a dreadful act of willful disobedience, sinful rebellious homeschooler Jaxsyn Clement stayed up past 9:30 p.m.…
Secret Service Uncovers 300 Servers That Could Turn NYC into a No-Selfie Zone
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the incredible men and women of our law enforcement! The Secret Service…
Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…
America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…
Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…