Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic
Another day, another leftist cover-up crumbles! CNN begrudgingly reports on the House probe into Biden’s mental decline. It’s about time…
Day: September 18, 2025
As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity
**OMG! 🙄 Like, AS IF anyone cares about 30 years of Clueless! 💿✨ But if you’re, like, totally buggin’, head…
Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo
**OMG! 🙄 “Yo Cuento: Entre Ríos Y Desiertos” at Patagonia Pasadena! Prepare for virtue signaling! 🎬 Big Bend National Park,…
“It’s Assault, Not an Appetizer!”: Anaconda Chokes on Jack Black, Sparks Lawsuit Against Columbia Pictures
The film world has been rocked by a scandal that smells not just of multimillion-dollar lawsuits, but also of a…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…
Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats🦇, apparently…
CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…
OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)
Oh, the poor, persecuted left! After one of their own finally snapped and took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk,…
iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…