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Day: September 20, 2025

Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…

Judas Priest in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
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Judas Priest in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Hell's patrol! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
Elephant Reads CNN

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…

Alice Cooper in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
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Alice Cooper in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Legendary American rock singer and songwriter Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
Elephant Reads CNN

Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…

Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
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Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…

Events

Psst! Wanna break the law with booze & jazz on Sept 21st?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Prohibition Jazz Secret Speakeasy! Sun, Sept 21st, 8 PM, NYC time. Witness vintage…

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans
Events

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Eris Deep Space is where it’s at! Doors open at 6:30 PM, show starts at 7:00 PM!** Claire hates…

Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?
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Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Join the Barrel o’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller! Play Daggerheart! Published by Darrington Press (Critical Role)! Behold the…

Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe
Events

Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “Charity Case” movie is dropping! 🍿 Years of labor? More like years of milking it! πŸ„ Catch…

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