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Day: September 6, 2025

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…

Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
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Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…

Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward
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Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😴 “Fully Awake” πŸ™„ film screening about Black Mountain College? Doors open @ 6:30PM. Prepare for a spiritual awakening!…

Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy
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Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

DOORS: 6:45 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM BCC Pig Pen 🀑 Students from the Clown Level 1 Class, instructed by the…

Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm
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Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! Museum of Interesting Things presents: “Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy” 🀣 Sunday, Sept 7th, 8pm (NYC time). LIVE or virtual…

Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
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Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL πŸ˜‚! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! 🎭 Food,…

Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL
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Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😱 $25 to get in? 🀣 Loring Greenough House is selling tickets like hotcakes! πŸ”₯ Students get a “discount”…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another boring lecture at Loring Greenough House, 12 South Street, Jamaica Plain, MA, 02130! 😴 Tickets: $15 (lol),…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What
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Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**Naomi Daniels is here to save America from daytime talk show boredom! 🀩 Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at…

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