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Day: September 9, 2025

Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!
Ed Sheeran vs Donald Trump: The Redheaded Duel That Will Decide America’s Fate
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Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

What was supposed to be just another boring Sunday podcast turned into a geopolitical meltdown. Ed Sheeran — British singer,…

Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
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Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…

Pilots to ditch the Stone Age mental health rules, because feelings are apparently the new black
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Pilots to ditch the Stone Age mental health rules, because feelings are apparently the new black

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical Left to undermine the very fabric of our nation! Now they’re coming for…

My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾
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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025

Show alert 🚨 Grab your tickets for the next Deftones tour here: https://goseeit.live/4pdzzGO #CreatorNation #ad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Lab Rat
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Lab Rat

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Lab Rat appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

ICE Enforcement Action At Chocolate Factory Nabs 475 Illegal Oompa Loompas
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ICE Enforcement Action At Chocolate Factory Nabs 475 Illegal Oompa Loompas

FinnSeptember 9, 2025

U.S. — The operations of a major candy manufacturer faced significant setbacks this week, as an ICE enforcement action at…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

LOL! 🤘 Polish extreme metallers BEHEMOTH, those edgy grandpas, have dropped a music video for “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)”. Yes,…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? 🙄 As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…

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