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Day: September 29, 2025

Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!
Censorship or a Genius Move? "The Social Network" Sequel Will Silence All Critics
Movie News

Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Rejoice, you apostles of “positive thinking” and agro-coaches of personal growth! Hollywood has finally heeded your mantras and is preparing…

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol
Elephant Reads CNN

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another WIN for your favorite President! The Deep State’s leftist social media cabal is crumbling before our very eyes! They…

Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)
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Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

Swiss gothic metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
Breaking, Movie News

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…

Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plant exposed! This time it’s Ian Roberts, the Des Moines school superintendent, who turns out…

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
Breaking, Movie News

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…

Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con
Live

Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🪨 Bedrock City Comic Con, Houston, October 4-5, 2025! 🤣 Meet “artists” and “writers” from Marvel, DC,…

I’d Lather Not
The Onion

I’d Lather Not

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post I’d Lather Not appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Breaking, Games News

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class
Babylon Bee

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class

FinnSeptember 29, 2025

COLUMBUS, OH — Sources close to local man Jevon Willis say that the 28-year-old was tragically deprived of the opportunity…

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