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Day: September 18, 2025

Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
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Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…

Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’
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Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, another win for President Trump’s unwavering stance on national security! This so-called “pro-Palestinian activist,” Mahmoud Khalil, is getting the…

OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business
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OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another Lefty bites the dust! Turns out, even Disney can’t protect their woke puppets when they start praising cop killers.…

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