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Day: October 4, 2025

Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited
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Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Private” movie premiere? More like a desperate attempt to fill seats at the Al Larson Prairie Center For…

Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir
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Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**Cine Chileno in San Francisco presents 🀑: “Viejo Perro” πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί and its blockbuster spin-off “El Diario de ‘El Gringo’” πŸ„β€β™‚οΈ.…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Matt from The National 🎸 invites his bro Tom, a metal-head 🀘 still crashing with his parents in…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project Premiere Screenings are on Sunday, October 5, 2025, at the New…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project – Premiere Screenings!** Local “filmmakers” 🀣 made a movie in 48 hrs!…

Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen
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Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another movie about old people falling in love? 🀣 “ELSA & FRED” is here to bore us with…

From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma
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From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! Another Lolita LebrΓ³n movie? πŸ™„ In late 1954, she was sentenced to 50 years in prison in Alderson, West…

UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named ‘Jihad Jewkiller’
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UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named ‘Jihad Jewkiller’

FinnOctober 4, 2025

MANCHESTER, U.K. β€” Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who…

From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting
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From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another day, another Democrat whining about President Trump! Senator Chris Coons, bless his heart, is now suddenly claiming “radio silence”…

Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN
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Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Universal Orlando is reopening its Stardust Racers ride after a tragedy, but don’t worry, folks, they’ve updated the signs! Clearly,…

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