Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day
In yet another jaw-dropping episode of “How to Lose a Lawsuit 101,” a rogue judge with a radical agenda once…
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George Clooney, 1,000 Paparazzi Granted French Citizenship
The post George Clooney, 1,000 Paparazzi Granted French Citizenship appeared first on The Onion. The post George Clooney, 1,000…
CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes
🚨 CISA Hosts “Don’t Get Shot” Webinar: Because Apparently We All Need a PowerPoint on Ducking 🦆 📅 Jan 20,…
JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC
🚨 BREAKING: Jason McMaster Almost Became the Voice of Pantera (But Thankfully Didn’t, Because Chaos Was Already Scheduled) 🚨 In…
“One Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves We’re All Gonna Cry on New Year’s Eve 🚨 🎉😭🍿…
Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying…
ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore
Attention Deficit Ladies Club: A Hormone-Fueled Circus 🎪💥 Ready to learn why women with ADHD are masters of “I swear…
No way this was the safest way to route the road 💀
That's straight-up nightmare fuel 😱 Props to the driver for having nerves of steel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
SCOTT ‘WINO’ WEINRICH Says He Actually Stopped Buying Motörhead Albums After ‘No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith’ Because It Got Stuck on Repeat Like a Broken Record
🎸🚨 BREAKING: Wino Just Dropped Truth Bombs on Motörhead and Proved He’s the Doom Dad We All Need 🚨🎸 In…
Beastro Preview: Who Knew Spreading Cancer Could Be So Adorable
Beastro: The Most Cozy Apocalypse You’ll Ever Experience (While Trying to Not Burn Soup) 😂🔥🍲 So, picture this: you’re a…