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Month: December 2025

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BigRock regala lezioni di UX Design perché ovviamente nessuno sa come si fa

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

🚨 ATTENZIONE: La creatività umana è in pericolo! L’IA vuole rubare i vostri disegnini! 🤖🎨 Ma non temete, BigRock vi…

How doctors layer up protection when dealing with highly infectious diseases 😳
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How doctors layer up protection when dealing with highly infectious diseases 😳

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Maybe he's about to clean all the black mold off the ceiling? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Babylon Bee

Person Who Apparently Hates You Got Your Kid A Recorder

FinnDecember 26, 2025

    SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.   SAN CARLOS,…

Babylon Bee

Uh Oh: Wife Actually DID Want Something For Christmas

FinnDecember 26, 2025

    U.S. — What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling…

DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard
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DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Fresno’s most predictable event of the year returns! Deorro will once again play “Yee” and “Bam” sounds at the Rainbow…

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die – Gore Verbinski’s Time Traveling Circus Starring Sam Rockwell Drops Poster
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die – Gore Verbinski’s Time Traveling Circus Starring Sam Rockwell Drops Poster

FinnDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

In a bold new cinematic experience that will make you question your life choices, Gore Verbinski’s latest film “Good Luck,…

ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch
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ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Andi Deris Just Dropped Some HILARIOUS And Absolutely Savage Truth Bombs About HELLOWEEN’s Reunion, And It Involves VAN HALEN’s Epic…

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria
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Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Another Day, Another Democrat Trying to Tie Trump’s Hands While America Burns In a stunning display of partisan pettiness that…

California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

California declares state of emergency after “devastating storms” – because only liberal states need government assistance for weather they’ve had…

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