Warren Buffett Hangs Up His Hat and Berkshire Hathaway’s Stock Price Immediately Starts Doing the Macarena
Warren Buffett’s Last Laugh: The Great American Grift Comes to an End as the Oracle of Omaha Finally Hangs Up…
Month: December 2025
The NYPD Finally Found Its Perfect Leader: A Mayor Who Thinks He Can Fix Everything With a Powerpoint Presentation
NYC Crime Plummets Under Trump-Era Policing While Mamdani Prepares to Import Venezuela-Style Chaos In a stunning rebuke to liberal governance,…
Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…
Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas
NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…
Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums
Just when you thought your weekend couldn’t get any more wild, Crankdat decided to drop some bass in Jacksonville! 🎵🔥…
How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
🚨 BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) 🚨 📅 **Date:** December…
TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping
🚨 BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! 🧠💥 📅 Jan 19, 2026 | ⏰…
7 Quick Wins: How to Coddle Perfectionists Who Are Terrified of Failing at Life
🚨 BREAKING: Teachers Discover Secret Weapon Against Students Who’d Rather Starve Than Submit Homework 🚨 📅 Date: December 10, 2025…
Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better
🏔️🎉 FREE CONCERT ALERT: Big Gigantic plays Mary Jane’s 50th birthday bash! 🎉🏔️ Join us at the Rendezvous Event Center…
Refuge New Year’s Day Marathon w/ Victor Calderone – Because Nothing Says Recovery Like 4 AM Pounding Bass
🚨 BREAKING: A DJ Will Play Records for Money in Brooklyn 🚨 The REX system—a fancy speaker setup that goes…