Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread
🚨 BREAKING: DJs still exist! 🎧 A Brooklyn basement will shake at midnight (probably) after paying $420 for “open bar”…
Month: December 2025
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter
PITTSBURGH—Raising his hands before him as his eyes turned ominously white, the referee of the Steelers–Dolphins game was heard…
Ford Spends $19.5 Billion Just to Realize They Forgot to Charge Their EV Dreams
Finally, Ford Gets it! After Billions Down the Drain on Green Dreams, Company Admits: Gas-Powered Trucks Are America’s True Love…
Wayne Static’s Ghost Sends Cease-and-Desist to Filmmaker for Unauthorized Biopic of the Man Who Invented the Devil Horns
🚨 BREAKING: Wayne Static’s Ghost Allegedly Sues Living Filmmaker for ‘Unauthorized Vibes’ in Bizarre Legal Drama 🚨 In a turn…
House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…
White House Security at Stake Because Someone Dared to Stop Trump’s Ballroom Construction
Trump’s Secret Service Warns: Pausing White House Ballroom Construction Will “Harm National Security” While Democrats Cry About “Historic Preservation” In…
Déployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratégie bidon et mise en place catastrophique
🚨 Attention ! L’IA va tout voler… sauf si vous assistez à ce webinar « souverain » où l’on promet de tout…
Bicha Ngo explique à Québec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le café du matin
Québec cherche désespérément un PDG pour sauver son économie après l’ouverture d’un IKEA à Laval. Bicha Ngo, patronne d’Investissement Québec,…
Nation’s Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
U.S. — In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation’s…
Atelier Magic Vision démarre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse
✨ STOP AUX BONNES RÉSOLUTIONS QUI FONT VRAIMENT CHIER ✨ Le 28 décembre, de 10h à 11h30 EST, rejoins Magic…