Uncle Sam Finally Identifies the Guys Who Signed Up for Adventure but Got Ambushed in Syria Instead
The two US Army soldiers killed in Syria on Saturday were Sgt. Edgar Brian Torres Tovar, 25, of Des Moines,…
Month: December 2025
Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly…
All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks
🚨 Attention Aggies! The All-Aggie Hullabaloo™ is back! 🎉 For just $0 (yes, FREE!), you too can attend this thrilling…
US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…
The Reiners’ Kid Nick Gets a Mystery Felony Upgrade Right After Mom and Dad Checked Out
American Horror Story: Brentwood Edition – Another Hollywood Elite Dies Under Mysterious Circumstances, and the Plot Thickens! Well, well, well,…
FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans
Leftist Eco-Terrorists Foiled in Bizarre New Year’s Eve Bomb Plot Because of Their Oppressive Signal App In another stunning victory…
AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine
Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…
Bob Odenkirk Gets Weird in Ben Wheatley’s So-Called ‘Normal’ (Spoiler: It’s Not
🚨BREAKING: Bob Odenkirk, the man who once played a lawyer so morally compromised he made used car salesmen look like…
Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The World Might End on Boxing Day, So Cancel Your Sales! 🚨 In a shocking turn of…
In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System
In-N-Out Burger quietly removed “67” from its order call-out system nationwide, apparently to deter youths from erupting into cheers…