Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…
Month: December 2025
Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)
In a bold move to rescue America from the bureaucratic nightmare of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Trump administration…
OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Where Fun Goes to Be Audited
**Attention all wannabe quality gurus! 🎤✨ OCN NI is offering free Internal Quality Assurance Training—because apparently, someone decided paperwork should…
Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…
23 Gifts The Wise Men Should Have Brought Instead
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts…
Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then…
All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…
13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone
The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu…