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Month: December 2025

Babylon Bee

Judge Finds Luigi Mangione Too Stunningly Handsome And Gorgeous To Stand Trial

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — In a shocking development in the case of a killer charged with murdering a health…

Babylon Bee

Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    VATICAN CITY — In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring…

Babylon Bee

Hollywood Announces Bold New Film Where An Evil Villain Is Just Evil And Not Misunderstood

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what is expected to be the season’s hottest new movie, filmmakers have unleashed an innovative…

Babylon Bee

Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston…

DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto
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DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 Urgente: Il 10 dicembre 2025 alle 21:00 su Facebook e YouTube di Family Academy (evento online gratuito ma con…

Pare de Forçar: O Guia Definitivo para Deixar a Ansiedade no Rolê e Fingir que Tudo Está Sob Controle
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Pare de Forçar: O Guia Definitivo para Deixar a Ansiedade no Rolê e Fingir que Tudo Está Sob Controle

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

Quer aprender a meditar sem ter um colapso existencial? Ótimo, temos Wi-Fi e trauma regulado! 🧘‍♂️✨ Muitas abordagens pedem-nos para…

Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
The Onion

Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
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Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…

Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

In a move that has Democrats clutching their soy lattes, President Donald J. Trump is rolling out a $12 billion…

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