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Month: December 2025

15 jaar GoldRepublic en een gouden toekomst die glanst als een nepketting
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15 jaar GoldRepublic en een gouden toekomst die glanst als een nepketting

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

GoldRepublic viert 15 kaarsjes en roept de goud-apocalyps live op internet 🎉🪙 Op 9 december is Theater Amsterdam het toneel…

Sip Happens at Godfrey Holiday Cocktail Fest – I|O Rooftop Edition
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Sip Happens at Godfrey Holiday Cocktail Fest – I|O Rooftop Edition

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 FREE STUFF ALERT 🚨 Get $5 in FREE food from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, $10 in FREE food from…

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INSEAD’s Secret Sauce: Turning Coffee Chats into Paychecks One Overpriced MBA at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 INSEAD’s Monthly “Job Search Therapy” Session – because LinkedIn isn’t awkward enough 🎭💼 This month’s “cry for help” workshop…

Vache qui rit ou vache qui pleure Les forums laitiers canadiens en mode vacheries
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Vache qui rit ou vache qui pleure Les forums laitiers canadiens en mode vacheries

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

Alerte 🚨: Des vaches canadiennes exigent un Airbnb avec piscine et spa ! Les producteurs, désespérément, cherchent des solutions lors…

“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”
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“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

Grolier Club’s Super Exclusive, *Free* (But Not Really) Book Nerd Fest 😏 **Registration** 🤓: If you’re a Grolier Club member…

“Jane Eyre: Because Nothing Says Romance Like a Secret Crazy Wife in the Attic”
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“Jane Eyre: Because Nothing Says Romance Like a Secret Crazy Wife in the Attic”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

“No walks today, folks—just relentless Gothic drama and repressed Victorian feels! 🌧️📖 From abused orphan to governess with *attitude*, Jane…

“2025 Holiday Races: Run Like Santa’s Sleigh Is on Fire (Or Just Walk, We Don’t Care)”
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“2025 Holiday Races: Run Like Santa’s Sleigh Is on Fire (Or Just Walk, We Don’t Care)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

LAST CHANCE TO SPEND $100 FOR THE *PRIVILEGE* OF GIVING US CASH TO RUN IN THE COLD 🏃‍♂️❄️ Dec. 1–13:…

“Become an Interpreter by Training to Interpret – Because Obviously You Can’t Just Wing It in a Foreign Language”
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“Become an Interpreter by Training to Interpret – Because Obviously You Can’t Just Wing It in a Foreign Language”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Free 60-Min Interpreter Training Info Session—Because Google Translate Just Won’t Cut It! 🚨 Join our *totally essential* **60-min Live…

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“2024 Survival Starter Pack: Stock Up on Grab Bags Before the Next Alien Invasion or Zombie Apocalypse (or Whatever Latest Doomsday Hoax)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂 On [insert…

“Glorified Coffee Fetchers of 2026: How EAs Will Still Do Everything But Get Paid Like It’s 1990”
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“Glorified Coffee Fetchers of 2026: How EAs Will Still Do Everything But Get Paid Like It’s 1990”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

🚨BREAKING: EAs Rise Up to Finally Take Over the World (But First, a Zoom Meeting) 🌍💼 Mark your calendars for…

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