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Day: January 6, 2026

Congressman: As a Veteran, I Get All Tingly When a Three-Time Draft Dodger Starts Playing War Hero Karaoke
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Congressman: As a Veteran, I Get All Tingly When a Three-Time Draft Dodger Starts Playing War Hero Karaoke

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Leftist Snowflake Congressman Throws Tantrum Over Trump’s Venezuela Victory, Claims ‘Draft Dodgers’ Shouldn’t Lead Military Ops In a stunning display…

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