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Day: January 8, 2026

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements
The Onion

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

       The United Kingdom banned junk food advertisements on television before 9 p.m. and at any time online, part of…

Babylon Bee

With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

    President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he’s only…

Babylon Bee

Tim Walz Calls In Somali Military To Fight Against ICE

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Governor Tim Walz took decisive action to back up his aggressive rhetoric against federal immigration operations…

‘What are you afraid of?’: Minnesota’s attorney general questions if FBI will allow an independent shooting investigation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘What are you afraid of?’: Minnesota’s attorney general questions if FBI will allow an independent shooting investigation

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Minnesota AG Ellison Whines That FBI Won’t Let Him Play ‘Detective’ in ICE Shooting Case In a stunning display of…

ICE’s Wild West Moment: When a US Citizen Met a Bullet in Minneapolis
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE’s Wild West Moment: When a US Citizen Met a Bullet in Minneapolis

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat-Approved Tragedy: ICE Hero Saves Lives While Left-Wing Mob Tries to Ram Him In a stunning turn…

Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela
The Onion

Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

       President Donald Trump has made a number of claims about the future of Venezuela since U.S. special forces raided…

Babylon Bee

Teenager Confused How Parents Still Don’t Know Everything When It Only Took Him 16 Years

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local teen Ethan Gardener expressed confusion this week over how he had managed to…

Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Another Day, Another Judicial Coup Against Trump: Judge Blocks DOJ Probe Into Letitia James’ Shenanigans In a stunning display of…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can’t Just Shoot Cars In The Leg

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know…

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic
The Onion

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic

FinnJanuary 8, 2026

       The post Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic appeared first on The Onion.    The post Kristi Noem Calls…

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