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Day: January 12, 2026

Might be top 10 videos of all time
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Might be top 10 videos of all time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 12, 2026

It’s that when you remove an animal from it’s natural habitat Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Woman recording herself while eating a slice of pizza gets mistaken as a homeless 😭
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Woman recording herself while eating a slice of pizza gets mistaken as a homeless 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 12, 2026

But why would you eat in a corner on the ground outside Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

       Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie…

The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
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The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! 🍿 New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

    U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the…

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years
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One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

       The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, one of the nation’s oldest newspapers with roots dating back to 1786, will cease all operations…

Trump officials spot fraud in their morning coffee, everywhere they look—here’s the wild truth
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump officials spot fraud in their morning coffee, everywhere they look—here’s the wild truth

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Admin Declares War on Government Waste After TikTok Star Exposes Massive Fraud in Minnesota Daycare Scandal In what can…

Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
Breaking, Music News

Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…

VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
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VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…

GOP Sen. Mullin Claims ICE Shooting Was Just a Misunderstanding—Says ‘Everyone Was Just Really Nervous’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Sen. Mullin Claims ICE Shooting Was Just a Misunderstanding—Says ‘Everyone Was Just Really Nervous’

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Democrats and Fake News Cry Havoc Over ICE Shooting While Ignoring Real Border Crisis In a stunning display of hypocrisy…

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