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Day: January 13, 2026

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U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made…

After Four Years of Zero Buzz, Unknown Czech Band MÄRNØ Discovers Cancel Culture and Ditches Karpaty Hard Fest Over Deströyer 666
Obscure Czech Crust Punks MÄRNØ Bail on Karpaty Hard Fest Because They Can't Stomach Sharing a Bill with "Problematic" Deströyer 666
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After Four Years of Zero Buzz, Unknown Czech Band MÄRNØ Discovers Cancel Culture and Ditches Karpaty Hard Fest Over Deströyer 666

FinnJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Oh man, what a glorious moment in the extreme music scene! The legendary-in-their-own-basement Czech crust act MÄRNØ — the band…

Career From Here Job Fair Turns Into Mass Panic As Thousands Of Highly Skilled People Realize The Only Job Opening Is For A Fry Cook
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Career From Here Job Fair Turns Into Mass Panic As Thousands Of Highly Skilled People Realize The Only Job Opening Is For A Fry Cook

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

🚀 Ready to “impact” your future? Gwinnett County Government is hiring on Tuesday, February 3, 2026! Report to the Gas…

Held Hostage by HR at ‘Career From Here’ Job Fair
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Held Hostage by HR at ‘Career From Here’ Job Fair

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

Yearning for that soul-crushing government grind? 💼 Head to the Gas South Convention Center at 6400 Sugarloaf Parkway in Duluth…

Clonar tu cerebro es la única estrategia viable para aprobar sin morir en el intento
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Clonar tu cerebro es la única estrategia viable para aprobar sin morir en el intento

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

¿Estudiar sin estrés? 🤡 ¡BÚSCATE UN CULTIVO! 🤡 Únete al Evento Online el 15 de Enero de 2025 a las…

Kids’ Digital Lives Are a Glowing Doom Scroller of Addiction and Predators—#LookCloser
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Kids’ Digital Lives Are a Glowing Doom Scroller of Addiction and Predators—#LookCloser

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

The Digital Lives of Children and Young People 🤡 Young people’s lives span the physical and digital worlds. 🌍 On…

Events

#LookCloser Kids’ Digital Lives Are No Longer Private

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

🚨 Experts to discuss the Digital Lives of Children and Young People at Online Safety Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Davvero Serve un Corso per un Template? Impara Canva da Solo su Webinar Base
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Davvero Serve un Corso per un Template? Impara Canva da Solo su Webinar Base

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

Join our FREE Canva Base webinar! Master the interface, create stunning graphics for social media and print, and become a…

Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
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Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere

FinnJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…

Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
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Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…

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