Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge
BURBANK, CA—Encouraging the child to explore the conglomerate’s vast catalog of characters and copyrights, Disney executive John Ervin reminded…
Month: January 2026
“Surviving Boredom 101: OWC’s English Dept Hosts Nap-Inductor Richard II Seminar Because We Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough in College”
Gird your loins, peasants! 🎓 Professor Emma Smith’s *totally original* Shakespeare webinar returns Oct 11 to dissect “Richard II” with…
EU Pay Transparency Rulebook Just Dropped, So Here’s How to Mess It Up Without Even Trying
Pat Gurren, the Reward whisperer, is coming to tell Intel & Motorola alumni how to pay you less but make…
Grief counselors hired to help employees survive another “Lunch & Learn”
Work is the best place to grieve, especially with Fanagans Funeral Directors sponsoring the conversation! 😅 Join this webinar to…
I Love a Rainy Night: Frogs’ Rhythm Proves They’re the Only Ones Who Like This Weather
Amphibians are apparently staging a massive road-crossing rave in New York on rainy nights 😱. On February 5, 2025, head…
Woke HR Consultant Needs to ‘Align’ Your Identity So You Can Love Your Soul-Crushing Corporate Job
Feeling stuck? 😅 Master “The Alignment Blueprint” – a free masterclass designed for overthinkers who need to recalibrate their life…
I Went to a Paint and Sip to Find Love and All I Got Was This Balloon Watercolor
Get ready for the ultimate battle against digital doom at the Calgary Public Library! 🎨 Are your hands cramping from…
Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content
Brussels Blunders: EU Globalists Launch Witch Hunt Against Elon Musk’s Grok While Real Predators Run Wild! The European Union’s bureaucratic…
The camera crew gets roasted harder than the Sichuan peppers at Behind The Camera House’s hot pot party
Hey, you! Yes, you with the expired ticket! 🎫 Did you miss “Goodside x Behind The Camera House Hot Pot…
Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now
Get ready to reframe your masculinity! 🚀 On January 15, 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EST, Dr. Sophie…