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Month: January 2026

Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name
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Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Oh look, Summer Walker is hosting “Sundays After Dark” at Privilege Houston on January 18, 2026. 🎤 The VIP rooftop…

Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor
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Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

A new kind of trip is coming for the price of a ticket. On Sunday, January 18, 2026, at Audio…

4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys
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4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 SAVE THE DATE: The 4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball is coming to The Park at 14th in Washington, D.C.…

Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant
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Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to pause the chaos! 🙏 The nationwide Qur’an Tour is dropping in Morton Grove, IL for a spiritual…

Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST
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Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get your Yellow Belt while dodging government firewalls! 🖥️ It’s a 1-day LEAN Six Sigma Zoom marathon for the military…

The Drum Major Instinct Is Why Your Neighbor Keeps Offering Unsolicited Opinions at the HOA Meeting
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The Drum Major Instinct Is Why Your Neighbor Keeps Offering Unsolicited Opinions at the HOA Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Theater of War Productions and BAM are definitely not exploiting MLK Day for attention on January 19, 2026 at the…

305 Tailgate Takeover: The Natty Edition
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305 Tailgate Takeover: The Natty Edition

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Behold, the ultimate scam to get you to drink overpriced beer in a parking lot: the “305 Tailgate Takeover: The…

Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió
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Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready for “Soluciones Positivas para Familias,” because nothing says fun like seven mandatory Thursday mornings listening to the NJICCP.…

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Queen City Hopes Attendees Forget They’re in Ohio with a Ridiculous Martini Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready for the Queen City R&B Martini Festival where the martinis are as cheap as the R&B vibes are…

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The Athletic Molars: A Sports Dentist’s Guide to Taking an Elbow to the Face

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

WEBINAR DATE CHANGE: Wednesday 28th January 8pm SYD time / 9am UK time! Because apparently time zones are hard. 🙄…

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