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Month: January 2026

Minneapolis Mayor Frey to the White House: ‘You Can’t Intimidate Us, We Prefer Setting Our Own Cars On Fire’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Minneapolis Mayor Frey to the White House: ‘You Can’t Intimidate Us, We Prefer Setting Our Own Cars On Fire’

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Radical Left Minneapolis Mayor Declares Sanctuary City a “No-Go Zone” for Law and Order In a stunning display of liberal…

Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…

Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…

Events

BRUNCH WITH BABS: MANIFEST YOUR 2026 (Because Wishing Is Easier Than Doing

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🎉 Join Babs for a chill brunch to vibe, visualize, and manifest your best 2026 yet! Because nothing screams “powerful…

MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last
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MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Event ended: I AM LEGACI’s Free at Last MLK Weekend Black Gold Party at Lux Cafe in Atlanta, GA on…

KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet
Events

KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 EU says: Train your staff on AI or else! Article 4 of the EU AI Act is here, effective…

Events

21. KI-Garage für Marken – Agentische KI-Lösungen

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

KI-Garage for brands on 22.01.2026: Finally, “agentic” buzzwords for your ROI! 🤖💸 Get ready for the 21st edition of the…

Groundskeeper Unsure What To Do With Unconscious Player Left In Medical Tent
The Onion

Groundskeeper Unsure What To Do With Unconscious Player Left In Medical Tent

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

       The post Groundskeeper Unsure What To Do With Unconscious Player Left In Medical Tent appeared first on The Onion.…

Events

Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive Psychologie: Wo man lernt, auch den Dolch im Rücken als “Wachstumschance” zu befeuern

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Join us for a thrilling Zoom adventure into Positive Psychology on January 22, 2024! 🌟 The Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive…

Events

Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…

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