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Month: January 2026

Maillage d’entrevues virtuelles – Votre futur emploi en CB, parce que le chômage, c’est trop mainstream
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Maillage d’entrevues virtuelles – Votre futur emploi en CB, parce que le chômage, c’est trop mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 Attention chercheurs d’emploi : le Canada vous attend, mais seulement si vous pouvez survivre à 5 entrevues de 12…

Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die
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Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Philadelphia’s Most Over-the-Top Sugar Coma Festival Returns! 🍫✨ January 24th, 2026 (2 Sessions Sold Individually – Saturday) at…

Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise
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Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION: If you love QR codes more than your Wi-Fi password, this party’s for you! 🚨 📅 Mark your…

Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly
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Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

       CHICAGO—Pleading with fans to rein in their excitement during Saturday’s pivotal wild card matchup, Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams…

Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture
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Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

The world-famous Rose Bowl Flea Market happens the second Sunday of every month! Shop over 2,500 vendors offering everything from…

Babylon Bee

Liberals Begin Chugging Everclear At 7 A.M. To Protest RFK’s Warning Against Drinking At Breakfast

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    U.S. — In a powerful protest against Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s caution against drinking alcohol at breakfast, liberals have…

Babylon Bee

Losing Football Team Excitedly Introduces New Coach Just Fired From Other Losing Football Team

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    U.S. — A losing football team excitedly announced today it had hired a new head coach, who was just…

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Entrenamiento Organiza Alpha o cómo Alpha enseña a todos a no saber entrenar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

¡Atención, buscadores de emociones fuertes! El 21 de julio, desde las 6:00 p.m., Alpha International organiza un entrenamiento virtual donde…

UKF 82 Startup Summit 2026: Where Pitchforks Meet PowerPoint and Everyone’s a Unicorn (Probably)
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UKF 82 Startup Summit 2026: Where Pitchforks Meet PowerPoint and Everyone’s a Unicorn (Probably)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

UKF 82 Startup Summit 2026? More like UKF 82 Startup Slumber Party 2026! 😴 Event ended? Try “never started”! 🤡…

IA se hace cargo de tus decisiones educativas y te deja elegir sin que tus papás se enteren
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IA se hace cargo de tus decisiones educativas y te deja elegir sin que tus papás se enteren

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

En un giro inesperado, la IA ahora dictará clases de cómo no repetir exámenes. 🎓🤖 El webinar de Ellucian promete…

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