A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…
Month: January 2026
Orange County State of Homelessness: Now Streaming on Netflix and Your Conscience
🚨 BREAKING: Orange County Leaders to Host Virtual Kumbaya Session on Homelessness, Because Nothing Says Progress Like a PowerPoint at…
Trump’s Iron Grip on Congress Is Slipping Faster Than His Hairline
Trump’s Party Throws Tantrum Over Greenland, Obamacare, and Fake Jan. 6 Drama – The Leftist Cabal Strikes Again! In a…
Mother’s Pride – Because Every Family Needs a Little More Chaos and a Lot More Cheese
🚨BREAKING: Local Pub Discovers Beer Can Be Made With Water, Hops, and Apparently Hope! 🍻💥 In a groundbreaking revelation that…
The Wrecking Crew – Watch Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista Flex While Trying Not to Fall Over in the New Action-Comedy Trailer
The Wrecking Crew: When Two Overgrown Toddlers Discover They’re Related and Decide to Break Everything 🍿💥 In a cinematic universe…
HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
The White House: Where ICE Drama Meets Venezuelan Plot Twists and We’re All Just Watching the Chaos Unfold
Trump’s America vs. the Deep State: ICE Hero Saves Minneapolis, Maduro Captured, and Leftists Have Meltdowns Over January 6 “Martyrs”…
Comedian Accidentally Endorses Trump’s Credit Card Scheme, Says ‘Do It!’ While Laughing Hysterically
Trump’s 10% Credit Card Rate Cap: A Bold Move or a Legal Nightmare? In a move that has left both…
Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night’s Riot
MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed…
Buffalo Wedding Expo Proves Love Is Real — Just Not the Free Champagne
Buffalo Wedding Expo: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Then Come Back as Overpriced Centerpieces) 🎭 The Buffalo Convention Center…