DHS: Woman Tried to Turn ICE Officers Into Roadkill in Minneapolis, Then Things Got Bullet-y
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
Month: January 2026
Trump officials hustle to pitch Venezuela scheme to eye-rolling lawmakers and oil barons who’d rather drink crude than believe this nonsense
Trump’s Venezuela Oil Heist: When ‘Making America Great Again’ Means Stealing Everyone Else’s Stuff In a move that would make…
NIHR Career Ladder: Climbing the Research Ranks Without a Safety Net
🚨BREAKING: NIHR summons research peasants to a 3.5-hour webinar to hear how you too can become a ‘starving academic’! 🚨…
Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not…
8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz
With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor’s race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for…
Family Stages Intervention Over 40-Year-Old Dad’s Skinny Jeans
DANSVILLE, NY — The Rodgers family reportedly recruited a social worker to help moderate what turned out to be…
Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat
U.S. — The 2028 presidential race took a surprising turn this week following the events that took place in…
White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million…
CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule
The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts…
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