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Day: February 13, 2026

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director…

Babylon Bee

Jacob’s ‘I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister’ Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    SUCCOTH — Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine’s…

“Destrave sua Mente – Como Parar de Ser um Master em Adiar Tudo até Amanhã”
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“Destrave sua Mente – Como Parar de Ser um Master em Adiar Tudo até Amanhã”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

Você sabia que procrastinar é o segredo para o sucesso? Errado! Mas e se a gente te disser que dá…

Babylon Bee

ICE Leaves Minneapolis To Focus On American Cities

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    U.S. — Border Czar Tom Homan announced on Friday that ICE would be withdrawing from Minneapolis in a strategic…

Bro faced the most incredible difficulties, but he still didn’t give up – that’s talent!
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Bro faced the most incredible difficulties, but he still didn’t give up – that’s talent!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

The glow and his timbre were matching the beat so well Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Wendy’s is closing 6% of its stores by mid-2026 — guess those square burgers just didn’t cut it anymore!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wendy’s is closing 6% of its stores by mid-2026 — guess those square burgers just didn’t cut it anymore!

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh no, not Wendy’s! The leftist fast-food empire is crumbling under the weight of its own woke nonsense! In a…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…

“PBS Good Practice Conference: Because Clearly, We Deserve More Than Just ‘Good’ Practice”
Live

“PBS Good Practice Conference: Because Clearly, We Deserve More Than Just ‘Good’ Practice”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

PBS Good Practice Conference: Deserving Better – Avoiding Misapplications & Ensuring Quality in PBS 📅 **Date:** 2025-09-03 📍 **Location:** Online…

Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week
Prime Video Just Dropped an International Content Bombshell, and You're Gonna Need a Passport to Keep Up
Breaking, Movie News

Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…

Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: “We’re Not a City of Demons, We’re Just a City of Democrats!” In a recent CNN…

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