Struggling to write your thesis? Join our online “Write Here, Right Now” retreat and watch your productivity soar… or at least your Wi-Fi bill! 📈💻
📅 Date: Check your email for joining instructions (they’re probably in your spam folder)
📍 Location: Your couch, bed, or that dusty desk you swear you’ll clean “later”
⏰ Schedule: When you finally stop scrolling and actually write (we believe in you… maybe)
This isn’t just a writing retreat—it’s a live coaching experiment where we collectively panic and type furiously! 🤪✍️ Group energy included, individual sanity not guaranteed.
Oh, and all spots are gone. But hey, add your name to the waiting list and dream of productivity! 😴📋
More about Will Medd: https://www.willmedd.com/ (He’s basically the Yoda of writing, but with fewer green pixels)
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
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